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Posted: Nov. 18 2007,02:54 |
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Couldn't sleep early this morning, had a good laugh when I read this:
Test shows 99.99% of high school seniors can't read Perl
And these, by the same satirist Brian Briggs:
Microsoft purchases evil from Satan for $2.7b
Google using privacy data to build clones
RIAA making big donation to SETI; hopes to sue aliens
| Quote | | "... it is likely that an alien civilization is picking up our broadcasts. "If they're picking up a broadcast then they are probably recording the songs and sharing them illegally. Copyright laws don't end at the edge of the solar system." |
Turing test proves 2-year olds not human
| Quote | | " .. The non-human kept writing gibberish, if they wrote anything at all. It was as if someone was just banging on the keyboard with tiny little fists." |
God creates universe in 7 days; Perl Gods not impressed
| Quote | | Kosman continued, "And 'Hey, God!?' there's a MODULE for assembling nucleic proteins and amino acids. Try 'Use Biology::DNA'. These amateurs always try to re-invent the wheel. And that platypus... could only be the result of unorganized spaghetti code. Next time try running your code with '-w' and 'use strict'. Then that sort of stuff won't happen. |
Probably old to some but I hadn't seen this site before. More of this enlightened nonsense on the BBSpot site eg http://www.bbspot.com/archives/index_tech.html
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