DSL Ideas and Suggestions :: cell phones

can cell phones have dsl installed?
What taking the small towers they make and combining a projector to the case? and have like wifi or bluetooth enabled for wireless mouse and keybord. or having a bluetooth built in it that way you dont need 4 usb ports for your external cd drive and usb boot up driver and mp3 player you can just connect it all through bluetooth. Thats what i wanna do connect a mini tower to a projector in my room.
BTW - ebay has a ebayer selling a bunch of the buisness card sized cds for sale is that one of the moderators it looks to me that they probably just bought one cd and copied it if its not a moderator cause there selling like 50 copies of it.

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